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奥斯卡为我撑腰 Academy Mandate.
非我族类，活该反派 Accentuating Evil.
梦幻水族馆效果 Acquariamcam.
女演员劣等体位 Actress Inferior Position.
“警有理，无人理”电影 AC-WAT-NOBI Movie.
“就是不按概率学写剧本”定律 Against All Odds Rule.
幕后黑手是经纪人！The Agent Did it!
怀旧血浆综合征 Aging Blood Syndrome.
“傻瓜才回答你。” “Ain’t Nobody Here but Us Chickens.”
航班定律 Airline Flight Rules.
逃生用通风口 Air Vent Escape Route.
艾伦·阿尔达定律 Alan Alda Rule.
闹钟定律 Alarm Clock Rule.
外星人总有特别的语言培训技巧 Alien Berlitz Communication Rule（ABC Rule）.
艾丽·麦古奥病 Ali MacGraw’s Disease.
全视角摄影机 All-Seeing Camera.
媒体只为剧本代言 All the News That’s Scripted, We Print.
天国的自行车 Angelic Bicyclist.
天使有限参与原则 Angel Limited-Involvement Rule.
动物世界见闻 Animal Kingdom, Sights and Sound Of.
汽车被偷装置 Anti-Anti-Auto Theft Device.
“好女孩露得少”定律 Antiheroine Skin Rule.
古董凶器 Antiques of Death.
“档案狂人凶手”综合征 Archivist Killer Syndrome.
方舟电影 Ark Movie.
骨灰糊脸 Ashes to Lashes.
“亚洲智叟”定律 Asian Grandfather Rule（Yan’s Law）.
“亚洲恋人”定律 Asian Woman Rule.
起身即参战现象 “As Long as You’re Up, Get Me a 2×4.”
酷炫汽车音效定律 Auto Audio Rule.
自动驾驶系统 Auto Autopilot Exemption.
自传客串福利 Autobiographical Cameo Perk.
丧钟常为君鸣 Auto Death Knell.
自动涌现的酱油车辆 Automatically Arriving Automobiles.
自带车铃声 Automatic Bike Bell.
自带门铃声 Automatic Customer Bell.
自动躲子弹综合征 Automatic Miss Syndrome.
自动秀出防弹背心 Automatic Vest Display.
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“非技术人员自带便当”现象 Backseater Mortality Phenomenon.
后座隐形人综合征 Back Seat Inviso-Syndrome.
反派证明演示 Bad Guy Credentials Demo.
“烂片友情提醒”定律 Bad Movie Rental Warning Rule.
“烟鬼有害社会”定律 Bad Smoker Rule.
法棍面包现象 Baguette Envy.
烤土豆后援团 Baked Potato People.
热气球定律 Balloon Rule.
“郎蛋似铁”定律 Balls of Steel Rule.
“发型为帅气服务”定律 Barber’s Itch Rule.
酒吧挨揍滑行 Barroom Bum Slide.
酒保定场镜头 Bartender Establishing Shot.
“根据真人真事改编” “Based on a true story.
厕所定律 Bathroom Rule.
“因为这叫音效”定律 “Because It’s Called Sound Effects” Rule.
登山片的套路就在那儿 Because They Are There.
打码音效 Beep Bleep.
电脑哔哔定律 Beeping Rule.
起初，编剧创造天地 Beginning, The.
亲切的水军 Benevolent Blurbster.
伯格曼-艾伦假说 Bergman-Allen Hypothesis.
运动电影最佳得分定律 Best Play of the Game Rule.
“就是让你抓不到我在弹啥”策略 “Betcha Can’t Name That Tune” Ploy.
贝丝综合征 Betsy Syndrome.
重型枪支后坐力法则 Big Gun Recoil Rule.
展望都是骗人的 Big Lie, The.
明星大字定律 Big Name Poster Rule.
临死前的标准歪头 Big Nod, The.
淘气的落水狗 Big Wet Dog Shakedown.
纳粹军官说双语定律 Bilingual Nazi Officer Rule.
“生孩子”定律 Birthin’ Rule.
“黑岩”定律 Black Rock Rule.
大片布莱迪法案假说 Blockbuster-Brady Bill Postulate.
“指尖蘸血”定律 Bloody Fingertip Rule.
灵魂转移类电影 Body Switch Movie.
恶魔的出场方式 Bogeyman Shot.
拆弹定律 Bomb Defusion Rule.
傻瓜电视 Boob Tube.
炸炸炸定律 Boom-Boom Rule.
美国制造 Born in the USA.
“证件照小方框”定律 Box Rule.
“当男孩遇见女孩”定律 Boy-Meets-Girl Rules.
开山怪白兰度标准 Brando Acceptability Yardstick.
主角光环定律 Brass Ring Rule.
粉碎性噩耗 Breaking Bad News.
“会呼吸的尸体”现象 Breathing Corpse Syndrome.
砖墙悖论 Brick Wall Paradox.
罗马人英国腔定律 British Roman Rule.
无视方向原理 Broken Compass Principle.
布洛特曼法则 Brotman’s Law.
“兄弟基友好上路”电影 Buddy-Brother Road Film.
署名法则 Bud “The Stud” Drumplehoff’s Law.
子弹速度定律 Bullet Velocity Rule.
警网铁金刚定律 Bullitt Rule.
警网铁金刚式换挡 Bullitt Shift.
形同虚设的夜班保安 Bumbling Night Watchman.
“丑女大变身”定律 Bun and Spectacles Rule.
蹩脚俗烂改名管理局 Bureau of Lame and Anemic Name Ch-anges（BLANC）.
可这是今天的报纸吗？But Is It Today’s?
“但他们没料到……还有一个人。”But They Didn’t Count on… One Man.
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凯恩-哈克曼理论 Caine-Hackman Theory.
骆驼，走，得，慢 Camel, Slow-Moving.
同车不同命，斜坡伪装定律 Camouflage Ramp Certainty Prin-ciple.
恐怖角作死综合征 Cape Fear Syndrome.
爱心毛毯，暖男暖女必备 Caring Blanket Tuck-In.
飞檐走壁间隔器 Carl Owens Rooftop Spacer.
慢手综合征 Carphand Tunnel Syndrome.
车顶追逐 Cartop Chases.
选角定命运 Casting Is Destiny.
小猫打喷嚏音效 Cat Sneeze Effect.
墓地局部小气候 Cemetery Weather.
后座中央定律 Centered Passenger Rule.
裸体照悲剧 Centerfold Folly.
铁丝网墙定律 Chain-Link Fence Rule.
临时上膛 Chamber Music.
车祸现场不必慌 Chase-and-Crash Scenes.
切克出租车执念 Checker Cab Magnetism.
“将军”反射 Checkmate Reflex.
冲喜的娃定律 Child of Sorrow Syndrome.
儿童安全定律 Child Safety Rule.
中国风追逃定律 Chinese Chase Rule.
唔该，来个特技 Chinese Takeaway.
“叽叽喳喳的电脑”定律 Chirping Computer Syndrome.
电影式商业异常综合征 Cinematic Business Pathology Synd-rome（CBPS）.
电影式耳膜现象 Cinematic Ear Drum Phenomenon.
被解放的民用波段电台 Citizen’s Band Unbound.
老爷车定律 Classic Car Rule.
洗澡只为啪啪啪 Cleanliness Is Next to Sexiness.
差生训练营电影 Clean Up Movie.
“领午饭的埃及艳后”现象 Cleopatra in the Commissary Phe-nomenon.
电影套路恐惧症 Clichéphobia.
英雄逆袭惯例 Climb from Despair to Victory（CLIDVIC）
反派爬高现象 Climbing Villain.
哥俩好场景（克林特·霍华德场景） Clint Howard Scene.
一招变装走江湖 Clothes Make the Impostor.
填鸭式背景交代 Clunky Exposition Complex.
扣扳机定律 Cocking Principle.
键盘狂人 Computer Operation by Frenetic Key-board Typing（COFKey-Type）.
巧合闪电现象 Coincidental Lighting.
科尔定律 Cole Rule, The.
罐头崩塌把戏 Collapsing Display Trick.
过河拆桥，过险拆梯 Collapsing Staircase.
错过亦无妨式预告片 Coming and Going Attraction.
污迹锦上添花定律 Complimentary Dirt Rule.
猫咪都是活雷锋 Convenient Cat.
“枪手真配合”定律 Cooperative Shooter Rule.
“兄嫂红白脸”定律 Cooter Rule, The.
警长腐败定律 Corrupt Sheriff Rule.
“总有一个车位在目的地等你”定律 C. P. S. Rule.
屏蔽词间隔 Crap Gap.
鸡皮疙瘩配乐 Creep Chord.
恶魔之眼 Creeper’s Peepers.
骇人的门把手 Creeping Doorknob.
反派有时得好处 Crime Sometimes Pays.
水晶酒柜定律 Crystal Sideboard Rule.
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“女儿还给爹”定律 Daddy’s Girl Rule.
接下来就是见证真相的时刻 Dawning Light Moment.
浪子回头，便当等候 Deadly Change of Heart.
绝命打斗 Dead Man Dancing.
死人叙事 Dead Man Talking.
青少年作死电影 Dead Teenager Movie.
死去的狼人悖论 Dead Werewolf Defense.
死亡情怀总是湿 Death is Wet.
德尔·克洛斯定律 Del Close’s Rule.
脑壳能量 Delta H of Crania.
衣物感应，让枪支更安全 Denim Safety.
吃完饭不容易 Deserting before Dessert.
改道定律 Detour Rule.
人类退化进行时 Devolution in Action.
杜威十进分类法对话 Dewey Decimal Dialogue.
重要的人死三次 Die Three Times Law.
我们有特殊的快进技巧 Difficult We Do Immediately, The.
脏乱差即美德 Dirt Equals Virtue.
消失的裸体爱人 Disappearing Nude.
自古悬吊不可信 Disbelief of Suspension.
让我轻轻地告诉你 Disclosing Whisper Law.
关键时刻必定掉线 Disconnection.
迪士尼道德双重标准 Disney Ethical Exception.
神圣狗狗综合征 Divine Dog Syndrome.
纪录剧情片 Docudrama.
“狗咬人”定律 Dog Bites Man Rule.
“狗狗去哪儿了”定律 Doggone It Rule.
拯救怎么够，循环使用雨林才环保！Don’t Just Save the Rain Forest—Recycle It!
儿童背包，出门必备 Don’t Leave Home without It.
别想让我笑段落 Don’t Make Me Smile and Reveal How I Really Feel Sequence.
病人死亡遗言 Doomed Patient Dialogue.
多萝西·拉莫尔综合征 Dorothy Lamour Syndrome.
卷宗定律 Dossier Rule.
菜鸟专家两阶段 Double Step.
“南方大陆”定律 Down Under Rule.
戏剧性迟到镜头 Dramatic Late Arrival Shot.
“安能辨我是雄雌”定律 “Dr. Curie Will See You Now” Rule.
试衣间定律 Dressing Room Rule.
负责阐释的科学家 Dr. Exposition, I Presume.
鸭鸣器捷径 Duck Call Shortcut.
然而当地智叟早就看穿了一切 Dude’s Landing.
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伊伯特电影三准则 Ebert’s Three Laws of Motion Pictures.
8毫米影片预示 8mm Omen.
影评省略号定律 Ellipses Principle.
电影人种法则 Ellis’s Law.
突发事件导游 Emergency Tour Guide.
同情心不足病 Empathy Deficit Disorder.
空盒子综合征 Empty Box Syndrome.
片尾字幕系数 End Credit Ratio.
送你一个大剧透 Ending, Giving Away the.
谜样超级引擎 Engine Equalization Law.
慵懒的提醒 Ennui Warned You.
雌性激素三位一体 Estrogen Trinity.
人种出厂设置 Ethnic Defaults.
娱乐新闻噱头系数 E.T. Ratio.
他知道他们不知道他不知道，所以最后他们不知道他全都知道Eventually Suspicious Unsuspecting Suspect.
评论界宠儿多灾多难 Everybody’s a Critic.
“人人传唱”定律 “Everyone’s Talking” Rule.
酷黑暗杀车，邪恶组织必备 Evil Corporation Rule.
人性化定时爆破 Explosion ESP.
爆炸循环 Explosion Loop.
贴心的礼物盒设计 EZ Open Gift Rule.
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机械大对决（与“远处有响式电影”类似） Factory Confronta-tion（similar to the Far-Off Rattle Movies）.
复杂杀人法之谬误 Fallacy of Elaborate Death Techniques.
雷达鸣叫之谬误 Fallacy of the Beeping Radar.
预测行动之谬误 Fallacy of the Predictable Tree.
反派死于话多之误 Fallacy of the Talking Killer.
坠落的棋盘现象 Falling Chess Board Phenomenon.
坠落尖叫定律 Falling Death Scream Rule.
坠落的大反派定律 Falling Villain, The.
假轻松动作 False Relaxation Reflex.
远处有响式电影 Far-Off Rattle Movies.
快餐广告指示定律 Fast Food Rule.
“致命诱惑-本能”类型片 Fatal Basic Attraction Instinct Genre.
“谁让你是个胖子”定律 Fat Man Formula.
反馈噪声定律 Feedback Rule.
惊悚片暖场猫咪 Feline Fright.
梨花带雨的女枪手定律 Female Shoot and Cry Rule.
真空酒吧定律 Female Star in a Topless Bar Rule.
女声毁灭倒计时 Female Voice of Destruction.
五十五加仑圆桶定律 Fifty-five-gallon Drum Rule.
火球速度定律 Fireball Law of Physics.
外星人接触第一定律 First Law of Alien Contact.
搞笑名字第一定律 First Law of Funny Names.
名字循环播放第一法则 First Rule of Repetition of Names.
推理题材第一法则 First Rule of Whodunits.
一见钟情定律 First Time’s the Charm.
5分钟课堂 Five Minute Class, The.
金属内置打火石 Flint Content in Metal.
轻飘飘的行李 Floating Luggage.
飞翔的喵星人 Flying Felines of Fear.
“食物大战！” “Food Fight!”
军用提箱场景 Footlocker Scene.
“四杯饮料”电影 Four Glass Movie.
脏话是升级秘密武器 Four-Letter Rating Upgrade.
第四出局定律 Fourth Out, The.
“键盘四比三”定律 Four-to-Three Keyboard Rule.
你们先玩，我去拯救一下世界 Fractured Festivities.
放下枪我们还是好朋友 Friendly Fire Tabu.
邻里试飞送终综合征 Friendly Neighborhood Skies Syndrome.
前排定律 Front Row Formula.
“冻结的全家人”现象 Frozen Family Phenomenon.
水果摊！“Fruit Cart!”
水果摊！（007电影变体） “Fruit Cart!”（James Bond Variation）.
动画贴心标志 Fudd Flag.
“空空的怀抱”综合征 Futile Hug Syndrome.
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甘地电影 Gandhi Movie.
“技术宅”的自负效应 Geek Ego Effect.
“穿越”男女不平等悖论 Gender Offender Temporal Paradox.
代沟跨越者，也是蛮拼的 Generation Squeeze.
不地道的饮酒人综合征 Generic Drinker Syndrome.
绅士大反派 Gentleman Villain.
惹鬼嫌的地产经纪 Ghost-Repellent Realtors.
“爬得越高，摔得越快”定律 Gibson’s Inverse Coefficient of Gravity.
请给我一些反馈噪声 Give Me Some Feedback.
仪表盘自带照明功能现象 Glowing Dashboard Phenomenon.
放心跳吧 Go Ahead and Jump.
戈多电影 Godot Movie.
善良的诈骗犯 Good Bad Guy.
哥谭式判决 Gotham Sentence.
开枪的格蕾丝定律 Grace Under Fire Principle.
笑声协奏曲 Gradually Gathering Guffaw.
装外行的书画 Grafik Artz.
墓地自白 Grave Talk.
远蛋前程 Great Eggs-Pectations.
识时务者为俊弹 Grenades Choose Sides.
无情的人头收割现象 Grim Reaping.
团队疗伤电影 Group Therapy Movie.
不可轻信双关 Gullible Entendre.
不去哪儿不干啥电影 GUNDAN Movie.
枪支丢弃定律 Gun Disposal Rule.
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发型之等级定律 Haircut Hierarchy Rule.
半裸定律 Half Nude Rule.
手拉手才能逃定律 Hand-in-Hand Rule.
吊死鬼视角 Hangman’s Eye View.
又是汉斯·季默 Hans Zimmer Rides Again.
最难的一个英语单词 Hardest Word in the English Language.
哈里森之门 Harrison Door.
哈里森·福特的瞬间重估战况技巧 Harrison Ford Situational Re-assessment Doubletake.
你好呀，干草马车！（“水果摊！”的乡村版） “Hay Wagon!” Rural Version of “Fruit Cart!”（q.v.）.
头槌定律 Head Butt Rule.
首当其冲定律 Heads Up Rule.
头盔下的秀发 Helmet Hair.
一招找出警察主角 Hero Cop Identification Rule.
“喂！科迪！”定律 Hey! Cody! Rule.
好莱坞式车辆 Hollywood Car.
好莱坞式香烟 Hollywood Cigarette.
好莱坞式警车 Hollywood Cop Car.
好莱坞“大厨本月推荐”Hollywood Flavor of the Month.
好莱坞式购物袋 Hollywood Grocery Bags.
好莱坞式医院 Hollywood Hospital.
好莱坞式脱衣舞俱乐部 Hollywood Strip Club
好莱坞式电视机 Hollywood Television.
校训必被破定律 Honor Code Rule.
青少年荷尔蒙电影 Horny Teenager Movie.
热狗定律 Hot Dog Rule.
炎热的正义现象 Hot Justice Syndrome.
热水浴定律 Hot Tub Rules.
什么？剧终了？Huh? What? Ending.
人体天线 Human Antennae.
饥饿的哈里定律 Hungry Harry Rule.
猎人走位 Hunter’s Walk.
展示针头定律 Hypo Display Principle.
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自痴情节 Idiot Plot.
没有什么事是募捐无法解决的 If Anything Happens to Them, We Can Hold a Benefit.
伊纳克的烂片终结第一定律 Ihnatko’s First Law of Egress.
伊纳克的语音识别定律 Ihnatko’s Law of Voice Recognition.
要有光原则 Illuminated Hello Rule.
刺伤定律 Impalement Principle.
“催婚的邪恶新郎”现象 Impatient Groom Syndrome.
帝国冲锋兵训练学院 Imperial Storm Trooper Marksmanship Aca-demy.
无法攻克的堡垒已过量 Impregnable Fortress Impregnated.
无意义的脏话 Inanity Profanity.
优柔寡断的扫兴定律 Indecisive Disappointment Rule.
室内自由落体现象 Indoor Free Fall Phenomenon.
无法抗拒的邻家女孩 Inevitable Girl Next Door.
必备的微缩胶片戏 Inevitable Microfiche Library Scene.
“你妹！” “还真是我妹！”现象 Inevitable Sister.
信息按需分配定律 Info-on-Demand.
纯真少女无裸戏定律 Ingenue Nudity Rule.
特定片目综合征 In-House Programming Syndrome.
注射恐惧反应 Injection Wince Reflex.
受伤预留情况 Injured Reserve.
茫茫太空之中，无人听见你坠落 In Space, No One Can Hear You Fall.
茫茫太空之中，无人看见你尖叫 In Space, No One Can See You Scream.
瞬间染色体验 Instant Dye Job.
瞬间起火定律 Instant Ignition Rule.
瞬间点火综合征 Instant Ignition Syndrome.
瞬间换装技能 Instant Wardrobe Rule.
宝贵的智力 Intelligence.
令人感动的超智能操作系统 Intelligent Universal Operating Sy-stems.
高度配合的定向歌声 Intense Directional Singing Voice.
及时的英雄主义 In the Nick of Heroism.
打斗走心反比 Inverse Law of Combat Intensity.
自带隐形功能的天花板 Invisible Ceiling.
隐形护盾 Invisible Protective Shield.
“不试试怎么知道？”定律 It Just Might Work Rule.
内鬼策略 It’s a Black Thing Maneuver.
“一切都结束了。” “It’s Over.”
“你的罪行已被录音！” “I’ve got it on tape!”
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詹姆斯·T.柯克船长漏洞 James T. Kirk Loophole.
虚掩的门场景 Jarring Door Ajar Scene.
乔·西尔沃定律 Joel Silver Rule.
通风管定律 Joel’s Observation.
“敌人的敌人才是最大的敌人”法则 Joint Forces Law.
祝你森日筷乐 Jolly Bornday.
警察家属套路 Joy of Ex.
点唱机式偷工减料 Jukebox Jerrybuilding.
周六夜点唱机式打架 Jukebox Saturday Night Fights.
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广告费时刻 Ka-Ching! Moment.
冰箱里的午饭和尸体现象 Keep Refrigerated until Ready to Barf.
凯文·克莱因胡子定律 Kevin Kline Mustache Principle.
无锁交通工具 Keyless Vehicle Exception.
逗你玩的汽车电瓶 Kidding Battery.
杀的不是人，是宿命 Killer Imperative.
子弹动能增效现象 Kinetic Energy Amplification Phenomenon.
子弹动能变道现象 Kinetic Energy Distortion Phenomenon.
柯克船长的时间管理哲学 Kirk Method of Time Management.
神探科杰克时刻 Kojak Moment.
透过你的光栏的我的脸 Kookalouris.
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赶时髦的风险 Lambada Factor.
地产商猛于虎定律 Land Boom Rule.
最后一间牢房 Last Cell Syndrome.
最后一抓定律 Last Grab Rule.
火柴理论 Last Match Theory.
最后一试定律 Last Try Law.
拉丁式嘲笑 Latino Laughers.
笑还是不笑，这是个难题 Laugh or Be Laughed Rule.
被偷走的花园小矮人 Lawn Dwarf Rule.
喵汪星人通灵法则 Law of Canine/Feline Superperception.
多彩化学试剂法则 Law of Colorful Chemicals.
角色经济法则 Law of Economy of Characters.
培训经济法则 Law of Economy of Instruction.
命中注定法则 Law of Fate Law.
无法避免的落水法则 Law of Inevitable Immersion.
反安保的安保法则 Law of Inverse Wariness.
品牌忠实法则 Law of Movie Brand Loyalty.
辛酸残骸法则 Law of Poignant Remnants.
相对速度定律 Law of Relative Walking Speeds.
外卖中餐定律 Law of Take-out Chinese Food.
黑胶唱片玻璃心法则 Law of Vinyl Vulnerability.
专一的律师现象 Lawyer with One Case Scenario.
拉曾比现象 Lazenby Factor.
漏气的管道现象 Leaky Specimen Tank Phenomenon.
及时跳开的人 Leap in Timers.
过去的发小定律 Left Behind Rule.
伦尼定律 Lenny Rule.
杰·雷诺手段 Leno Device.
少说加分原则 Less-Is-More Rule.
开场文字差劲法则 Letter Imperfect Law.
让手指再拖一会儿 Let Your Fingers Do the Crawling.
让我疯狂开车 Let Your Fingers Do the Driving.
更好的胡扯改编于生活 Liberty Valance.
酷炫灯光秀 Light Fantasic, The.
浓缩的暴风雨攻击 Lightning-Thunder-Downpour.
有限拍档关系 Limited Partnership.
豪车拒绝法则 Limo Exclusion Law.
小个头有大智慧定律 Little Man Big Man Rule.
低挡位锁定 Locked in Low.
长发女性的背影 Long-Haired Woman Seen from Behind.
永不走调的乐器 Looney In-Tunes.
《爱之船》定律 Love Boat Rule.
欢喜冤家定律 Love-Hate Principle.
幸运的路人 Lucky Pedestrians.
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电影专供电话现象 Mabel, the AT&T Phone.
不甘寂寞的电话定律 Ma Bell Rule.
麦高芬概念 MacGuffin.
红颜薄命套路 MacLaine’s Law of Female Fatality.
疯狂的急刹车定律 Mad Dash into Traffic Rule.
疯狂杀人魔电影 Mad Slasher Movies.
神奇的瞑目之抚 Magical Death Hand Wave.
死都不脱妆现象 Magical Makeup Syndrome.
神奇子弹 Magic Bullets.
神奇货车 Magic Bus.
神奇的剃须效果 Magic Shave.
磁力海滩效应 Magnetic Beach Effect.
女仆的宿命 Maid to Die Dictum.
慈母手中线定律 Ma Jarrett Rule.
一抱就拉定律 Make/Up Rule.
稳定胜过一切 Making that Last Sale.
马梅式脏话技巧 Mamet Dammit.
强制性厕所戏 Mandatory Latrine Scene.
全副武装 Mano y Ammo.
马拉松冠军 Marathon Hero, The.
马提尼镜头 Martini Shot.
有趣的相遇戏 Meet Cute.
鼻子：怪我咯 Method Nose Acting.
家属戏份危机 Mid-Wife Crisis.
回到现代的道具 Milli-Vanilli Props.
停车位奇迹 Miracle of Available Parking Space.
神奇的二十多斤新生儿现象 Miracle Twenty-five-pound Newborn Syndrome.
神奇的投影现象 Miraculous Projection Phenomenon.
老套的镜子诡计 Mirror Gimmick.
老套的镜子诡计（升级版） Mirror Gimmick II.
“布兰奇小姐”式角色 “Miss Blanche?” Character.
打鸡血的指挥室综合征 Mission Control Syndrome.
谦虚策略 Modesty Maneuver.
点兵点将拆炸弹技巧 Moe Rule of Bomb Disposal.
禅定彩蛋 Monk’s Reward.
比基尼法则 Monokini Law.
最危险的逃亡路综合征 Most Dangerous Road Syndrome.
电影式药物 Movie-Bismol.
电影式职场女人装扮 Movie Businesswoman Look.
一看就不是正经拍电影 Movie Dumb.
电影特供礼品包装 Movie Giftwrap Rule.
欢迎来到电影城：加利福利亚村和纽约屯！Movieland, CA, and Filmtown, N.Y.
电影特供医疗大师 Movie Medicine Men.
“电力局是我们这边的”定律 “Mr. Electricity Is Our Friend” Principle.
脱线先生式交互界面 Mr. Magooser Interface.
反派死法多 Multiple Death Requirement.
电影墨菲定律 Murphy’s Law.
自带大特写的乐队定律 Musician’s Close-Up Rule.
近视眼性别定律 Myopia Rule.
目光短浅现象 Myopic Visionary.
神秘的定情物悖论 Mysterious Object Antecedents Myth.
神秘嘉宾 Mystery Guest.
漂浮幽灵之谜 Mystery of the Levitating Ghost.
暗流涌动的平凡时光 Myth of the Seemingly Ordinary Day.
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否定反射 Nah Reflex.
赤裸裸的真相 Naked Truth.
裸露的国别定律 National Geographic Rule.
打瞌睡的纳粹哨兵现象 Nazi Sentry Syndrome.
被打断的吻 Near Miss Kiss.
复杂武器必然登场 Necessity of the Elaborate Weapon.
美颈诱惑 Neckage Ploy.
霓虹灯景观定律 Neon Sign Rule.
“技术宅”定律 Nerd Rule.
企业标牌丑定律 New Tenant Rule.
牛顿第四定律 Newton’s Fourth Law.
反牛顿第三定律 Newton’s Laws Repealed.
尼古拉斯·凯奇咆哮戏 Nicolas Cage Wig-Out Scene.
噩梦反射 Nightmare Reflex.
勾定律 Niner Rule.
电影式适用房 Nineteen RMS W/VU.
高尚的野蛮人综合征 Noble Savage Syndrome.
奥斯卡获奖小定律 No Cigar Rule.
没有犯罪事实 No Corpus Delicti.
精准的怀孕预兆 No-Fail Pregnancy Predictor.
没有回应的宠物 Non-Answering Pet.
没事？没事才怪！Nothing? Nothing Will Come of Nothing!
爱你在心的拨号声 Nothing Says Loving Like a Dial Tone.
没那么坏的反派 Not-So-Bad Bad Guy.
修女和水手定律 Nuns and Sailors Rule.
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必备的M & M镜头 Obligatory M & M Shot.
必备的睡袍定律 Obligatory Nightgown Rule.
必备的变身入场 Obligatory Transformational Entrance Scene.
必备的无用开场戏 Obligatory Unrelated Opening Crisis.
斗气冤家组合 Odd Couple Formula.
蹩脚的伏笔 Odd Information Clue.
特技表演概率 Odds on Edge Rule.
欧格芬现象 O’Guffin.
旧车报废预兆 Old Car Omen of Doom.
男演员不支帐篷现象 Omar the Folding Tentmaker.
战场的死亡预兆 Omens of War.
无处不在的消防栓 Omnipresent Hydrant Rule.
一次一个的反派打架准则 One-at-a-Time Attack Rule.
好莱坞至尊清洁服务 One-Hour Hollywoodizing.
单拳击中谬误 One Punch Fallacy.
救赎分男女 One Sex at a Time.
无限兼容的神奇服装（1） One Size Fits All（1）.
无限兼容的神奇服装（2） One Size Fits All（2）.
保命技能定律 One-Trick Pony Rule.
“只有一个人能……”定律 Only One Man Can Rule.
“对不起，认错了”定律 Oops, Sorry! Rule.
汽车旅馆浴室镜头 Open Motel Bathroom Rule.
奥威尔式未来向你招手 Orwell that Ends Wells.
谜样示波器 Oscilloscope Fantastic.
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动画式疼痛和受苦 Paint and Sufferink.
两极对立的两代人定律 Parent/Child Polarity Predictor.
“停车场在召唤”镜头 Parking Lot Shot.
派对电影 Party Movie.
不通的电影通票 Pass Bypass Principle
借景抒情的恶魔之子异象 Pathetic Fallacy, Demon Seed Division.
帕瓦罗蒂综合征 Pavarotti Syndrome.
和平主义标语定律 Peacenik Placard Rule.
尿液定律 Pee Principle.
企鹅人之误 Penguin Error.
原画再现定律 Pentimento Paradigm.
贴心的路人车辆 Perfectly Alternated Vehicle Rule.
福利女孩 Perk Girl.
佩罗定律 Perot Principle.
私人恩怨定律 Personal Interest Rule.
宠物小“基佬” Pet Homosexual.
幽灵卡拉OK提词器 Phantom Karaoke Machine.
穿帮的幽灵定律 Phantom Phantom Rule.
幽灵摄影师 Phantom Photographer.
电话追踪从来都是骗人的 Phone Trace Game.
医生啊，治愈你自己吧 Physician, Heal Thyself.
情色卧底电影 Pig Skin Movie.
万能的枕头骗局 Pillow Effect.
拒绝药丸定律 Pill Rule.
“亮瞎眼的钻石”效果 Ping Effect.
情节点指示者 Plot Pointer.
插播警告 Plugola Warning.
说好的福利定律 Plumber’s Friend Rule.
口袋挡板 Pocket Baffle.
尖锐物定律 Pointy Object Principle.
有毒的电话亭 Poisoned Phone Booth.
警察押送停顿 Police Escort Pause.
杀手的绅士品格 Polite Killer Rule.
糟糕的电话礼节 Poor Phone Manners.
波哥定律 Pops Principle, The.
当地雇工之凶兆 Portentous Porter Prognostication.
惹毛法则 PO Rule.
麻瓜高尔夫车 Possessed Golf Cart.
可信OR可能定律 Possible Implausible Rule.
世界末日达尔文主义 Postapocalyptic Mechanical Darwinism.
裸值反比定律 Preemptive Nudity Ratio.
过早扔武器行为（1） Premature Disarmament（1）.
过早扔武器行为（2） Premature Disarmament（2）.
过早轻装上阵（亦称 “扔了吧，虽然能救命，但实在太重了”现象） Prematurely Lightened Loads（aka, the “Leave It, It’s Too Heavy and Besides it Might Save My Life” Syndrome）
过早换台定律 Premature Tune Out Rule.
80年代前期保守派定律 Pre-1980 Matutinal Nonnudity Rule.
反派烂射手定律 Principle of Evil Marksmanship.
评论鼓吹反比定律 Principle of Inverse Critical Plausibility.
乱跑病理学 Principle of Pedestrian Pathology.
致命相对论 Principle of Selective Lethality.
非赞助商打码 Product Displacement.
废弃放映机 Projection Rejection.
道具环保主义 Prop Recycling.
裸替升级定律 Proxy Plastic Surgery Rule.
超自然翻书大法 Psychic Flip.
超自然地理定位系统 Psychic Geographical Position Finder.
心灵感应搭档 Psychic Partner.
靠边停车定律 Pull Over Rule.
混混标配朋克装 Punkwear Syndrome.
“用力！用力！”戏 Push! Push! Scene.
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昆汀·塔伦蒂诺死亡之吻 QT Kiss of Death.
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雷达感应型子弹现象 Radar Bullet Phenomenon.
广播剧电影现象 Radio Pictures.
大雨传情综合征 Rain as Emotion Syndrome.
响尾蛇出没，后庭请注意 Rattlesnake Rectal Regulation.
真正的恶心笑话 Real Cut-Up.
叛逆期的女儿 Rebellious Teenage Daughters.
重要电话综合征 Relevant Telephone Syndrome.
遥控器按键音综合征 Remote Clicking Syndrome.
重复摄制穿帮镜头 Retreads.
倒退歧视 Reverse Discrimination.
逆多普勒效应 Reverse Doppler Effect.
雷诺兹路障 Reynolds Ramp.
妹子们的平地摔技能 Rising Sidewalk.
冰糖假定 Rock Candy Postulate.
全民摇滚定律 Rock’n’ Roll Lite Rule.
一起摇滚定律 Rock’n’ Roll Rule.
“高片酬明显黑历史”现象 Rolling Stone Star Turn.
贝多芬的棺材板压不住了 Roll Over, Beethoven.
直升机烂片定律 Roto-Rooter Rule.
烂牙展示 Rotten Teeth Display.
死亡流浪者定律 Rover, Dead Rover Rule.
怒戳伤口定律 Rubbing It In.
小题大做早餐机 Rube Goldberg Breakfast Device.
糟糕的狭窄视野 Rule of Chronic Tunnel Vision.
生娃不如偶遇定律 Rule of Concurrent Gestation.
侦探女友定律 Rule of Detective’s Girlfriend’s ESP.
影片质量与爆炸次数负相关定律 Rule of Reverse Explosive Proportionality.
“旋转的木马，让你忘了智商”定律 Rule of the Hallucinogenic Carousel.
失窃的信定律 Rule of the Purloined Letter.
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吐口水综合征 Saliva Syndrome.
萨兰登—米伦定律 Sarandon-Mirren Rule.
床单自动吸附现象 Satin Static Cling Phenomenon.
专职吓人的老爷爷（老奶奶） Scary Old Man（or Woman）.
科幻通用货币现象 Sci-Fi Currency Conversion.
马路尖叫现象 Screech in Time.
席格眉毛定律 Seagal Severity Scale.
肖恩·康纳利特例 Sean Connery Exception.
第二辆车定律 Second Car Rule
秘书阻拦定律 Secretary Rule.
洞察力男人 Seeing-Eye Man.
宇宙星空 Seeing Stars.
“下周三见” “See You Next Wednesday.”
派对自助之路 Self-Help Lane.
乐队伴奏型钢琴 Self-Orchestrating Piano.
主打歌植入 Semi-Obligatory Lyrical Interlude（Semi-OLI）.
主打MV植入 Semi-Obligatory Music Video（Semi-OMV）.
克隆电脑 Send in the Clones.
所谓续集 Sequel.
7分钟定律 Seven Minute Rule.
性别限定的服装破损现象 Sex-Specific Disintegrating Outfit.
性别限定的裹床单现象 Sex-Specific Sticky Sheet Technique.
谢莉·温特斯时间指数 Shelley Winters Index.
鞋子恐吓 Shoe of Threat.
短命综合征 Short Life Syndrome.
功亏一篑的FLAG综合征 Short Time Syndrome.
安静地死去定律 Silent Death Rule.
辛纳屈法则 Sinatra’s Law.
一颗子弹定律 Single Bullet Rule
吓人的豪华加长车 Sinister Stretch Limo Rule.
西斯克尔测试 Siskel’s Test.
西斯克尔相对论 Siskel’s Theory of Relativity.
口嚼烟定律 Skoal Rule.
爱之耳光 Slap of Commitment.
幻灯片定律 Slide Show Rule.
拉风台步秀 SloMo Team Saunter.
死神静静滑向你 Smoothly Gliding Death.
自带音效的匕首 Snicker-Snack Effect.
关爱瞌睡党，暖心送大纲 Snoozers’ Synopsis.
智能瞌睡感应系统 Snore-Snort Syndrome.
咯咯笑的女巫 Sorceresses’ Cackle.
热门配乐高能预警定律 Sound Track Cautionary Rule.
音轨惊喜 Sound Track Surprise.
宇宙生物统一定律 Space Alien Rule.
宽敞的贫穷定律 Spacious Poverty Rule.
充满蒸汽与火花的工厂 Sparks and Steam Factory.
道德折中式结局 Split the Difference Ending.
“向牧师捅刀子、朝盲人开枪”定律 Stab the Priest and Shoot the Blind Man Syndrome.
熄火卡车技术 Stalled Truck Technique.
斯坦顿-沃尔什定律 Stanton-Walsh Rule.
明星双刃剑定律 Stardom Uncertainty Principle.
静音直升机 Stealth Helicopters.
复制娇妻 Stepford Babe.
“……还在什么地方活着呢。”Still Out There Somewhere.
警徽集中营抽屉 Stinking Badges Drawer.
找揍的混混 Stompworthies.
斯特拉迪瓦里定律 Stradivarius Rule.
“陌生人在陌生地”定律 “Stranger in a Strange Land” Principle.
斯特里普之嗓综合征 Streep Throat.
街景道具定律 Street Furniture Rules.
愚蠢的成年人定律 Stupid Adult Rule.
斯特金法则 Sturgeon’s Law.
电影中的超能力轮胎 Substandard Movie Tires.
“多余的广播通知”定律 Superfluous Loudspeaker Rule.
“多余的上膛”定律 Superfluous Pump.
最佳出汗配角 Supporting Sweat.
性别转换惊喜 Surprise Gender Switch.
环绕立体声反比定律 Surround Sound Reciprocal Principle.
“不知不觉变烂的”电影 SWAT Movie.
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疯狂的电脑 Technopyromania.
无产阶级男青年角色 Teeny-Prole.
戒酒失败综合征 Teetotaler Relapse Syndrome.
“你在哪儿？我来接你。” “Tell Me Where You Are and I’ll Come and Get You.”
泄露踪迹的文件 Telltale File Giveaway.
十部尚待完成的功夫电影 Ten Kickboxing Movies Still to Be Made
谢谢，还是省省吧 Thanks, but No Thanks.
感什么恩！Thanks for Nothing!
神学修正主义天使 Theological Revisionism, Angel Division.
家属理论 Theory of Movie Relativity.
治愈系萌娃法则 Therapeutic Child Law.
“闹鬼也不搬”定律 There-Goes-the-Neighborhood Rule.
第三只手 Third Hand.
前三十分钟的福利镜头定律 Thirty-Minute Nudity Rule.
“3张纸币，不用找了，5秒买完”定律 Three-Bill, No Change, Five-Second Rule.
3个“诚实”的小字 Three Little Words.
电影院3分钟定律 Three-Minute Mark.
“三人行必有叛徒”定律 Three’s a Crowd Rule.
“相忘于江湖”综合征 Throw’em Back Syndrome.
焦虑手贱镜头 Tic Reversi.
蒂华纳现象 Tijuana.
“适时尿遁”综合征 Timely Bladder Syndrome.
光阴似箭定律 Time Waits for No Director.
“填鸭式背景介绍”警告 Title Tease Warning.
今夜秀式出丑证实 Tonight Show Validation.
道歉别太早 Too-Soon Apology.
骨折病人受苦定律 Traction Action Rule.
“教练虐我千万遍”段落 Training Sequence.
藏宝图自带电闪雷鸣效果定律 Treasure Map Thunderstorm Rule.
特丽莎现象 TRISHA Phenomenon.
图科的建议 Tucco’s Advice.
耳朵不聋现象 Turning a Deaf Ear.
关掉新闻定律 Turn It Off Rule.
海龟效应 Turtle Effect.
双面女式上衣 Two-Faced Blouse.
帽子戏法 Two-Hat Trick.
两句话定律 Two Sentence Rule.
新手自动倒车定律 Tyro Transmission Rule.
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B级西部片终极套路 Ultimate B-Western Cliché.
出处不明的评论摘录 Unattributed Critical Quotation.
吐便当反派 Undead Dead.
不保持沉默定律 Unheld Peace Rule.
宇宙通用电脑法则 Universal Movie Computer Operating Laws.
宇宙最强翻译机 Universal Translator.
不知名的队友 Unknown Team Member.
动机不明的特写 Unmotivated Close-up.
必要的脱衣剪辑 Unselected Short Subjects.
无法消音的左轮手枪 Unsilenced Revolver.
草包少年常中招定律 Unsuspecting Students Law.
“就爱跟陌生人说话”电影 Unwise Trust Movie.
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真空音效 Vacuum Sound Effects.
“时间都去哪儿了”定律 Vanishing Time Rule.
“V”型路障祝您一路顺风 V-Barricade.
化成灰前说爱你 Viewable Remains Regulation.
文尼定律 Vinny Rule.
关键的探视时间因素 Visiting Hours Factor.
声音移植综合征 Voice Transplant Syndrome.
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“就在这儿等我！”定律 “Wait Right Here!” Rule.
“坏蛋才洗车”定律 Wash and Wax Rule.
“小心脚下”定律 Watch Your Step Rule.
落水定律 Waterfall Rule.
反斗智多星定律 Wayne’s World Rule.
脚踝易受伤的女人综合征 Weak-Ankled Female Syndrome, The.
结婚蛋糕定律 Wedding Cake Rule.
“我们活下来了！接吻吧！”现象 We’re Alive! Let’s Kiss!
湿路定律 Wet Road Rule.
“湿身诱惑”定律 Wet Star Rule.
“有人来陪我们了。” “We’ve Got Company.”
华顿法则 Wharton’s Law.
传奇有啥好 What Befits a Legend Least.
“不是说好一起改变世界的吗？”电影 What Happened to Our Dreams of Changing the World?
“你什么意思呢？” “What’s That Supposed to Mean?”
我不懂豪车，我就晒晒 Wheels Heels.
“爸爸去哪儿了”定律 Where’s Daddy Rule.
谁来保护保安？Who Guards the Guards?
狂野动物园现象 Wild Kingdom Phenomenon.
威利斯秘密管道 Willis Duct.
心灵之窗常打开 Windows of the Soul.
背包式女性战斗姿势 Women’s Battling Backpack Stance.
女浴室场景 Women’s Shower Syndrome.
刚愎自用的上司 Wrongheaded Commanding Officer.
弄错的双胞胎现象 Wrong Twin Maxim.
人设碰出大火花电影 Wunza Movie.
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自带透视眼的司机 X-Ray Driver.
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飙车杂技舞台 Yakima Canutt Rule.
老家都是这样的 You Can Go Home Again.
扬布拉德定律 Youngblood Rule.
您的遗体已备好 Your Body Is Waiting.
“你一定要相信我!”定律 “You’ve Got to Believe Me!” Rule.
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字母Z Z.
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